{"product_id":"novelty-silent-non-ticking-round-wall-clock-funny-no-drinking-until-after-5-design-8in","title":"Novelty Silent Non-Ticking Round Wall Clock - Funny \"No Drinking Until After 5\" Design--8in","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"celwidget aplus-module premium-module-2-fullbackground-image aplus-premium\" data-csa-c-id=\"xoe4rr-17tbqs-8zjir2-lwds0r\" data-cel-widget=\"aplus-premium-module-2-fullbackground-image\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-aplus premium-aplus-module-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none premium-background-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a-section a-spacing-none background-image\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😂 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHILARIOUS \"NO DRINKING UNTIL AFTER 5\" DESIGN — INSTANT CONVERSATION STARTER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The clock that gets a laugh every single time someone looks at it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🕔 \u003cstrong\u003ePlayful clock face with repeated \"5\" markers\u003c\/strong\u003e replacing all other numbers — brilliantly absurd\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🍺 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/strong\u003e home bars, kitchens, man caves, offices, dorms \u0026amp; 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